Posted: 2026-06-26
You can now get payment instructions (address and amount) through Slow Servers' SSH signup service.
This speeds up the process quite a bit for both of us.
Here's an example session of what that signup looks like.
$ ssh signup@slowservers.net
...Welcome to Slow Servers!...
New signup (in case you don't have any servers with us already.
----If you don't want to answer a question, just skip it by pressing enter.----
Acceptable Usage Policy:
Don't use our servers to do/host any of the following, and you'll probably be fine.
Mass port scanning
Child pornography
Phishing
DoS/DDoS
Hacking
Torrenting/distributing copyrighted materials or anything that might get a DMCA.
AI Slop
Any one of these actions that results in an abuse complaint will typically result in the termination of your server(s).
Have you read and do you understand the Acceptable Usage Policy?
Hint: You should probably read and understand it. Just because we accept Monero
doesn't mean that you can setup a phishing site!
Yes or no? yes
Your randomly selected SSH username is: centimetervapor
It will be used to SSH to this host, and to your VPS host(s).
Your default VPS login username is root, however.
Is that username okay, or would you like to roll the dice and try again?
Okay or reroll? okay
Enter a public SSH key for use with this account.
You can generate a SSH key, if you don't already have one, with ssh-keygen.
A correct public ssh key will typically start with ssh-rsa or ssh-ed25519.
ssh-ed25519 lolwut
Slow Servers Plans:
Every plan has only **one** vCPU.
Larger plans are not necessarily faster!
They just give you more memory and disk.
slowservers-768mb-v6: 768MiB memory, 24GIB disk, $3 per month
slowservers-768mb: 768MiB memory, 24GIB disk, $4 per month
slowservers-1gb-v6: 1024MiB memory, 32GIB disk, $4 per month
slowservers-1gb: 1024MiB memory, 32GIB disk, $5 per month
slowservers-1.5gb-v6: 1536MiB memory, 48GIB disk, $6 per month
slowservers-1.5gb: 1536MiB memory, 48GIB disk, $7 per month
slowservers-2gb-v6: 2048MiB memory, 64GIB disk, $8 per month
slowservers-2gb: 2048MiB memory, 64GIB disk, $9 per month
slowservers-3gb-v6: 3072MiB memory, 96GIB disk, $12 per month
slowservers-3gb: 3072MiB memory, 96GIB disk, $13 per month
slowservers-4gb-v6: 4096MiB memory, 128GIB disk, $16 per month
slowservers-4gb: 4096MiB memory, 128GIB disk, $17 per month
slowservers-6gb-v6: 6144MiB memory, 192GIB disk, $24 per month
slowservers-6gb: 6144MiB memory, 192GIB disk, $25 per month
slowservers-8gb-v6: 8192MiB memory, 256GIB disk, $32 per month
slowservers-8gb: 8192MiB memory, 256GIB disk, $33 per month
slowservers-12gb-v6: 12288MiB memory, 384GIB disk, $48 per month
slowservers-12gb: 12288MiB memory, 384GIB disk, $49 per month
slowservers-16gb-v6: 16384MiB memory, 512GIB disk, $64 per month
slowservers-16gb: 16384MiB memory, 512GIB disk, $65 per month
Per month prices are listed just for reference.
Through this ordering system you must pay for a year at a time.
If you would like a IPv4 address, choose a plan that does not end in -v6.
Which plan would you like? (for example, slowservers-768mb) slowservers-1gb
Will you pay with Monero, Bitcoin, or Bitcoin Cash? monero
What Operating System do you want?
Options:
OpenBSD 7.9
Debian 13
debian 13
What email address would you like this associated with?
This is completely optional and understandable if you don't fill it out.
It's just handy, for both of us, to have a communication means in case of
maintenances, outages, lapsed payments, etc.
nicetry@nsa.gov
Do you have any comments?
What would you rate this signup process, 0-10? 0
Once you're all set, you can send a message through the customer shell
(which you get from ssh centimetervapor@slowservers.net) asking about DNS slave
services, SNIProxy, and/or a *.ssvr.net subdomain.
Your submission was successful!
Summary:
AUP: yes
SSH key: ssh-ed25519 lolwut
Username: centimetervapor
Plan: slowservers-1gb
OS: Debian 13
OS Install:
Payment Method: Monero
Email: nicetry@nsa.gov
Comments:
Signup rating: 0
Filename: 1782440911.txt
Getting payment information...
Send payment to:
monero:4HJbELvgRwdEqA2JRjGJLLetmPEByN19x2SWTimvoeAS4iwisBM8VpahRKgXDtbSeKhBQZtwcDaZxDuYCiZKDHojTKrHqBH7KcNK5Heymn?tx_amount=0.196123290000
Once payment has been received, your server will be provisioned manually.
It could take up to 48 hours!
If you provided an email, your will be notified of the details.
Otherwise, periodically check back via SSH with the username you provided, to this server, using the key you provided.
Thank you for using Slow Servers!
Connection to 2602:f5ef:0:102::2 closed.
As you can see, a payment URI is provided. No QR code, however, at least at this time.
You can also sign up over IPv4 like this:
ssh -p 20102 signup@142.249.45.11
Or over Tor:
ssh signup@slowsvr7rgnkzuoma5byw34n2mkkg6v7g5q6qxqaihh7zikp5wn26fid.onion